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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And if he doesn't, thats a "loss" for some reason. Nothing is actually lost mind you, there is no 7.5 trillion pounds of baby meat in a dump somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Nevertheless, we've fired the CEO and given him 6 billion pounds of baby meat for failing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

And he gets another sweet gig with another big company because he's got "experience"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It was a loss because the CEO had already received an MBO in percentage of planned growth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Reminds me of the Reddit CEO who was sobbing that Reddit is not profitable (and that's why they had to block 3rd party apps) while receiving a $200 million salary.