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I know this is true FOR A FACT.
I sold phones in the early 2000s and had at least one customer with only ONE condition. Unlimited text, because his girlfriend was married.
Also, that's how my ex-wife used to chat with my former best friend
sounds like they deserve each other
Sadly, they couldn't be together because he had to go to prison. Free advice: before you sucker punch someone for having "a look", make sure they aren't a Federal Agent having a beer after work.
I KNEW I'd need this popcorn!
That had to be some serious schadenfreude. Congrats!