Rhynoplaz

Currently basking in the sun so his body temperature doesn't drop too low.

Bruce! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHANGE AT MY MOTHER'S FUNERAL?!?

Try it in an Austin Powers voice.

Anyone know Amanda? Hey! I'm looking for Amanda Huginkiss!

For some reason, I just can't get into FF7. I mean, I've beaten, 4, 5, 6, and 8, but 7 puts me to sleep.

So that's a vote for Zelda from me.

Don't go making fony calls. Please stick to the 7 digit numbers you're used to!

When I read the story, I thought Dad left a three year old alone to hold their place in line while he ran off to catch the match.

I now realize my mistake, but at first, I was thinking "That's not good, that's horrible!"

Hell yeah! When I worked as a server, I would ask the cooks to make me a burger of the day for my lunch break. There was no "burger of the day" they just went wild and often times they required multiple "load bearing straws".

I have to confess.

I read the title and thought 😮"I didn't know he was a wizard!"

I had to go take a heart pill because I can hear that music in my head.

It takes a long time for that hurt to go away. It eventually will, mostly.

Take your time. It'll be better.

I didn't choose the HaX0r life, the HaX0r life chose me. 🤷🏻‍♂️