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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Agent 1: "He's about to type his password. Here we go... 1...2..3..A..B..C"

Agent 2: "I feel like we could have figured this out with brute-force"

Agent 1: "Wait! He's on the move. ..no he was just scratching his balls. ... Judging from the sound of it, I'd say he hasn't trimmer his balls for a long time."

Agent 2: "The AI picks up at least 15cm long strands, and some breadcrumbs. 50% rye, 50 wheat. Is that nutella and ketchup?"

Agent 1: "Dear God, what a freak".

Agent 2 takes note. "He's basically a sex offender at this point"

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Agent 1: "yeah. hes the sex offender."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Everybody is offended by an idea of a sex with them