Agent 1: "He's about to type his password. Here we go... 1...2..3..A..B..C"

Agent 2: "I feel like we could have figured this out with brute-force"

Agent 1: "Wait! He's on the move. ..no he was just scratching his balls. ... Judging from the sound of it, I'd say he hasn't trimmer his balls for a long time."

Agent 2: "The AI picks up at least 15cm long strands, and some breadcrumbs. 50% rye, 50 wheat. Is that nutella and ketchup?"

Agent 1: "Dear God, what a freak".

Agent 2 takes note. "He's basically a sex offender at this point"

The future is now.

Another great reason to use a custom, constantly shifting keyboard layout

The article doesn't mention how it compensates for different keyboards. Like wouldn't different switches and wear change the sound?

he look silly

Dude in the thumbnail looks like an un-and-coming Bond villain.

Make it a UV laser and it would be invisible.

Laughs in DVORAK. This is some pretty funny Schitzotroll.

So they can hear me type p + enter into my browser?

On screen keyboard rides again!

Oddly enough - all my keystrokes sound exactly the same which makes this person's claim so much bullshit.