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[โ€“] [email protected] 250 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. ๐Ÿ˜Š

[โ€“] [email protected] 129 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Remember kids, always use protected branches.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pushing directly to main just feels better.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I prefer "master"

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

and remember, no means no. if git doesnt want you to merge, dont --force it

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

is that not what i said ?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Divorce be like, merge conflict, divergent branch..

Lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

This is the kind of love I need in life ๐Ÿ’œ

So cute! And practical!

[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For half a second I read this as "to add a couple of features to my wife"

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Plankton, from Spongebob, would.

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

this is actually cute as hell

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Well, where's the fork?

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That's true love.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That is so wholesome โค๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Are you One of the holy masters mentioned on the credits page yet?

*lowershisleftknee*