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Feel bad for the atlassian programmers right now.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why does this happen so often currently? Atlassian is so unreliable, we are not able to work efficiently because of them having problems like once a month

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Ah the classic. Firing the people you need the most in emergencies

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

What's this?!? The consequences of my own action?!? Who would have guessed?!?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That doesn't explain the last several years of instability.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm glad my org hasn't been forced into their Cloud crap yet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What does your company use?

Because I seriously don't have a problem with their tools.

And Hell, a system outage in my company just means we goof off for a few hours.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

On-prem stuff. Which is weird because we are apparently full speed into Office 365, Microsoft cloud auth, other crap