I don’t have friends and still got Covid…
I definitely did something wrong (it was “being employed”)
this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2024
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I caught it at a funeral.
Sounds efficient.
Ah the ol' funeral BOGO offer.
(it was “being employed”)
Did you at least feel useful for the company as much as they like it to seem?
No. It was a job that could have stayed fully remote but was instead hybrid. And it was a big waste of time job. I could have had another job at the same time.
Ah, a true shame, I hope you are in a better scenario nowadays.
Can confirm.
I have a friend. I married her and the two of us never leave the house so in this doctor's face!
I literally just asked my covid-don't-ever-leave-the-house friend to marry me last week
Congratulations! (Assuming they said yes 😬)
Id be a bit less tempted to put it on the internet had they not. Thank you!
🎉🎉🎉
Ditto. My wife is one of two humans I like, and the other lives in a different state.
But how many non humans?
We do have too many pets
Social isolation for 10 years and no covid even when family in the house got it. This strategy works. Your friends are killing you and no vaccination can save you from them. The fuck did I put my tinfoil... \s (disabled)
Or they just have a friend group full of responsible individuals
Responsible? Or crazy lucky and/or less likely to get tested?
Orrr just responsible people that quarantine before hanging out, get vaccinated, wear masks, and social distance. Option number 2 is online friends. I've got a few that got nailed by covid but we d&d/game primarily online so I was still safe lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I have vulnerable people in my life so nobody sees me in person unless they're damn sure they're clean and so far none of them have let me down
I'm still going to call that lucky if you live in an urban area. Even the good quality masks won't protect a wearer completely.
Bullshit. I have no friends yet I had COVID
Damn you got hit with the double whammy
What if my "friends" didn't contract it either? Are we not friends then?
Real friends give you covid.
Is that why the Republicans were so against masking, because they're really loyal to their friends?
bro real friend give you the clap
Then your friends don't have any friends
What a asshole...
I mean, he's not wrong... but he's still an asshole.
- guy with no friends and no Covid.
Same...
Right? My mom said it's ok and there's nothing wrong with me.
Making excuses after losing the game
well that's awful rude of him
I'll bet he smells funny, the fucker
Yeah, he may have a point with that one.
Does a girlfriend count as a friend? I've never had COVID so I guess it does.
You mean it does not. If you had friends then you had covid.
I believe they are making a joke, implying they don't have a girlfriend.
Oh, I see that now
My sample size of one gives his claim merit.