Unforeseen

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Homer: (wakes up from a daydream about "the land of chocolate"). "What? Huh? Oh, uh we were talking about chocolate?" -- Boss: "That was ten minutes ago!"

Lol I heard this one with the German accent and everything. I may have watched too much simpsons growing up

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

What always gets me is how do you know how much to bribe people for? Did you have to ask around? Do they actually tell you?

I just picture me slipping a border guard a fiver and being so insulted he arrests me lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Lol it's not fake its literally a still of Willem Dafoe from the movie "The Lighthouse".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah I didn't find out until a close friend found out she was, and we had a lot of the same stuff in common. I started watching YouTube videos on it like "20 signs that you might be autistic" and I'd have 18 of them. When I started asking friends and family they were like "how did you figure it out?".

The fact they already knew, and that in didn't even know it ran in my family until I started asking was a mix of both relief and anger nobody said anything. I had been struggling my entire life needlesssly for a very long time.

I cannot think of any reason at this point to get a professional diagnosis, but I understand if someone else would want it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Stupid sexy microbrewery Flanders

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's actually the number of brain cells lost every time someone reads stupid shit like this on the internet

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

These are the kinds of things that pop into my head just before I fall asleep. Especially recently as I'm reading through The Expanse lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I actually have a death date. It helps a lot with being able to plan my life and live in a way where I'll be happy with my life if I were to die tommorow.

If I reach that date then great, anything after I just consider a bonus lol

 

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