this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Damn it's almost as long as his leg

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

No wonder why the employer's mom looks so happy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Or ded because absolutely gutted & eviscerated

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We've all been there, amirite guys?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

What's it doing up there?? moves it back down to the scrotum

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Oh this old chestnut

I find it's more similar to a walnut.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Look at the hog on that guy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Heres a version without a third leg so you can send it to your friends 💀

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You and I have different kinds of friends

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

More about not jumpscaring them when we're all at work 🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Bro is fucking slangin my god