Programmer Humor

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https://xkcd.com/327/

Yes, I'll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.

What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?

I love you so much NullPointerException

fun fact elif is a legit girl name in Turkish

"Pointer, where are you?" Points at Parent, my other child

Why no Ada or Janet? Or Haskell or Idris?

Elif is a feminine Turkish name :)

You know, OOP in Spanish translates as "Programación orientada a objetos" or POO in case you need it

Little baby FORTRAN

"Yo shut the fuck up Linked list, you're annoying as hell"

Definitely naming my next dog Byte.

Edit: Petabyte!

Ah yes Julia, an unreasonably effective name to give your child

Brainfuck

Meet my kids, Sed and Awk.

Just name the kid Basic, hardly worse than the Trahgedhieghs running around today

This reminded me I haven't heard from my uncle Foo Bar in a while. (He spells it Fubar)

Just name your child Linus like we all do...

Oh yes, OOP, the namest of names

As a Python programmer I'll have to name my child Dictionary, of course.

Oop

I'm naming mine 1337Code jr

Zig missing from the list is sad for very old meme reasons, too.

Nothing beats Bobby Tables.

I'm naming my mid Iron Python and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Haskell? Curry? Maybe even Brooks.

Naming ~~things~~ kids is the hardest part of programming.

Eula.

A friend of mine named his dog Byte. The dog is very playful, and has the habit of running in the direction of other people he meets.

When the dog does that my friend tries to call him back shouting: "BYTE!! BYTE!!". People get really scared when this happens 😂

Okay, not so funny if you are the one being approached by the dog.

My first kitten was called Rails, but be run away. The second one, Ruby, but she died from sickness the second day we had her home. The third one was Rails 2, but we called him just Rails, he's 10 yo now. The fourth one wad called PowerBI, buy ny wife didn't like and it was a lame name anyway so we changed it to Sushi.

Error also has a nice ring to it

Lua

"child" seems to be enough. short and concise.

I like "Vectoria".

Fork

If you name her Julia, you can wake her up with the wonderful meme of “Good morning Julia, it’s me, Joe…”

Shhhh. My spouse hasn't caught on, yet.

My son GIGO never quite meets expectations.