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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Impressive that he was able to type all that with one hand shoved down the front of his pants

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You mean in front of Trumps pants

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's the lyrics to unstoppable but cringified

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined. I kept looking for the punchline, yet there was none.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It’s so disappointing that politics has reached this peak level of cringiness in our time

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Is this parody or real

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

So alpha male he doesn't even need to tell you about it, which is good because he's the first to mention that anyone who has to tell you they are an alpha male, isn't an alpha male.

Tell me more about this low penetration power, Nick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If he is so strong then why does he need armor?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I dont understand how he is able to speak with trumps dick in his mouth 24/7

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So, "A Porche with no brakes" is good, right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

He's not wrong; Trump is a car crash waiting to happen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Porches with no brakes mfs when wall enters the stage

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Those are lyrics of "Unstoppable" by Sia. Real "alpha male" music.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Same energy as the way North Korea worships their dear leader.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

bro got to be on the best coke ever in order to say shit like this

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I swear, he is a fever dream