Really? 50%?
Programmer Humor
Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)
Rules:
- Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
- No NSFW content.
- Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
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Ah of course, the well known Highly Transmittable Male Ligma
They say sixty-five percent of all statistics
Are made up right there on the spot
Eighty-two-point-four percent of people believe 'em
Whether they're accurate statistics or not
Now, I don't know what you believe
But I do know there's no doubt
I need another double-shot of something ninety-proof
I got too much to think about
Half of them, seriously?
Only 1 in 100 Americans knows that HTML was named for "hot metal" after a type of ancient torture device.
Surely you mean <ul>
....<ol>
....
Searx (search engine) : how to treat Html?
How about HDMI?
The most terrible and awful disease.
Do you have CSS as well? I heard if you get one you probably have the other.
Yeah, I do. It's over there, slightly to the left
Huh I always thought most people got that somewhere in their head...
43 percent thought God helped Tim Tebow throw touchdowns. Let's keep this going.
What keeping this going might look like: Less than half can name all 3 branches of US government, with 26 percent unable to name a single branch.
Only about one third of Americans know that it's Thomas Jefferson on the nickel.
These people vote.
HTML has nothing to do with sex.
What you mean, pornhub has HTML.
If I had known that in college I might have gotten an actual STD.
std::cout << "Do you have HTML?";
Don't forget the endl !
endSegmentation fault. Core dumped
Oh right, the real end-of-line! :-P