Measuring refractive index of various bald men

HeadArm

Application process for engraving identification number onto Amazon's indentured servants.

Steve Harvey implicated in recent fake Mars photo scandal.

Head bonking machine circa 1950.

In a landmark study, scientists determined that the effects of repeated blows to the head are more physical than psychological and may be associated with negative health outcomes.

Not a hot dog

world's first selfie stick. It went through many iterations before reaching market approval.

Auto-phrenologist.

Gorillaz home music video (behind the scenes)

the as-seen-on-tv Receding Hairline Tracker was a giant flop.

freeze frame "So you're probably wondering how I got here..."

And you're sure it'll be natural looking?

a machine for slapping bald people's heads. truly no job is sacred anymore

Onlyfans users gain a new appreciation for a new fetish: head pics

Steve Harvey will take any gig.

Has science gone too far?

One migraine treatment experiment recipient says "OW! hey, what the fuck are you doing?!"

Hold really still....

I have read the PP and TOS better, before subscribing and they tattooed a QR code with LASER on my head

"And this is the machine that I use to attach lasers to the heads of cafeteria worker so that they may crush my enemies. Would you to see the different lengths of wire that I used to make it?"

I can feel it working!

The contraption my fucking coworker awakes in after asking me to change his email signature for the eighth time.