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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Gross. Can we not link Fox "News" stories, please? If you have to reference them, use an archive... They have been and continue to be an active opponent of Democracy. That's not an exaggeration. They also argued in court that no reasonable *person would believe their coverage, so... free pass?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's just one branch of Murdoch's press. By that logic, they should all be banned as they are all the same group just targeting different demographics..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Not-fun fact: The Times is also owned by News Corp.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can we not just ban news orgs cos they have beleifs u dont like. For discussion to take place u need a varied source of opinions and points of view.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

If you want fake news, you can go to The Onion. If you want misinformation, Fox News.

Both with sometimes have real news.

But for real discussion, it should probably start with a reliable news source.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

This is dystopian.

"We are currently exploring other methods to continue publishing our content in a way that is engaging and interesting to our followers."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

See! We are fun! Plz ignore the dead black children around the corner k? <3

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I recently watched the movie Running Man, and your quote reminded me that in the movie they have court appointed agents instead of attorneys, lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Here I was thinking about how Lego would probably instruct police not to use their product to hide suspect identities and I was right. No family friendly product/brand wants their stuff being used by the police for obvious reasons.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How hard is it to use the generic ass emojis?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

🫏

The donkey is the closest there is to an ass emoji.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It was number one, officer. Just look at him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Next up, will The Register have to stop using Playmobil to illustrate news stories?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Almighty rumpus in Swedish lesbian enclave

I wasnt sure what I was going to click on, but whoever made that thumbnail deserves a gift card

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

This is true Internet history. I'm glad to have been made aware of this random, weird story.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

What the fuck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

emojis obviously

[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (8 children)

I understand it’s important to protect your brand identity but it’s even more sad that a toy company doesn’t understand the value of “just having a little fun”.

Corporations really seem to exist entirely to suck the joy out of life.

Edit: Yes, we agree that ACAB, and frankly they shouldn’t publicize enforcement information at all. This was intended to be a general statement on IP law rather than law enforcement.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Publicizing arrests is not a little fun, it stokes fear of crime in the community disproportionate to the actual rate of crime, while also shaming minorities and poor whites at the same time. It is used to get the public behind tough on crime bullshit which never targets wealthy white collar criminals.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

"We have a little fun. Now bow down to the unwavering authority we have to shoot you"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This was intended to be a general statement on IP law rather than law enforcement.

This is exactly the kind of shit IP law should be used for. It's one thing when Disney goes after murals at kindergartens. It's another thing entirely when something like a police force publicly associates your IP with their actions.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I feel like it shouldn’t be IP law that stops this, but rather human rights laws. Those aren’t robust enough in the United States yet. Obviously the company will use what tools are available to them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

This isn't a human rights violation, however. Lego is not a person.

But, Lego heads are their intellectual property, so they can stop that. The human rights part would be more of an issue for another organisation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

That’s what I’m saying, the human rights part is the only thing that matters in this issue. IP law is ultimately meaningless and a hinderance to society while privacy and human rights are a moral objection to what’s happening here.

What LEGO did does not fix the problem, prisoners will still be used as social media posts. They do not fundamentally care about those people, they just want to protect their brand.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

no. fuck the police.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The LEGO group has always been protective of their brand and nervous about being associated with potentially violent content, turning down a partnership with the Halo games because of that. For years, they didn't want to make grey bricks because they were afraid kids would use them to build tanks. All this to say, this seems pretty on brand for the LEGO group.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

For years, they didn’t want to make grey bricks because they were afraid kids would use them to build tanks.

Which years were those? I remember the "Classic Space" sets going all the way back to the '70s had plenty of gray bricks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Really early on, with the original castle sets, where all the wall pieces were yellow. I believe the space sets were the first grey bricks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Fuck off with that shit. ACAB

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Haha police are so quirky and fun, I love it when they flashbang babies in cribs, shoot the dog, and murder innocent people in their homes! What wholesome fun!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I'm gonna stand with LEGO on this one.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Not to dunk on you, but maybe that extreme would convince you it's a little bit wrong?

Abu Ghraib torture and prisoner abuse - but with Lego head

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The reason the police department is wrong is not because they’re using LEGO (trademark infringement), it’s wrong because criminals shouldn’t be reduced to “engaging social media content”.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

And you are right on the money. Suspects and victims shouldn't be reduced to infotainment material. I've posted it meaning exactly that.