Man who can't let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history's most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.
this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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Star Trek having more baseball than dogs means humanity really fucked up our exports.
Dogs pee on sacred trees, they are probably not welcome abroad starships.
young ferengi takes human expression "break a leg" too literally
When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.
Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining
OP said worst. That's the best.
Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.
Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.
You mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.
A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.
That's not even a joke. That's the actual synopsis.
A bunch of kids just chant “red squad” over and over again.
Picard learns to play the flute.
We find out if coffee can be found in a nebula.
This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, "oh, sorry. guess I'll go home now. bye."
Peple talk past eachother until they don't.
He said "an" episode, not every episode
Child actors in an elevator.
The Poseidon adventure IN SPACE!
Might be my favorite bottle episode
The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.
e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Data listens to a deck of cards.
The gang visits Sherwood Forest
You mean: An alien really hates a musical instrument.
A program hook-up a police and a ex-terrorist.
Video game addiction ironically doesn't affect the teenager.