Pro tip: turn your phone off
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If it was so critical why did they deny my last raise?
Because yall didn't unionize.
They said I didn't need to because they were like a family.
What I didn't realize is that they were like my family.
Remember the 6th Rule of Acquisition
Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity
And the 111th
Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them
Hah! I wish it was email, so I could ignore it. Instead it's either a Slack DM, which escalates to a phone call.