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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If this goes viral, I remember that racist, fanatical republican arschloch who used to do the commercials and realize I would probably not cry if his Papajohn stonk tanks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

~~IIRC, that dude got fired for asking a PR rep "why can't I say n----r?" in a call that got leaked.~~

//edited for specific details because it's way funnier

So he had been publically pushing against the NFL protests like a racist, and people didn't like it. The company hired a PR firm to help, and in a conference call with them he was whining about wokism or whatever and defended himself by claiming that, "Colonel Sanders called blacks n----rs." The call audio was promptly leaked

He resigned. Three days later the Papa John's cancelled the lease on his office and had him evicted lmfao. Within two weeks they implemented a policy that if John ever tries to buy more stock, all other stockholders can buy stock at half off to prevent him from ever controlling the company. Dude got fuckin razzmatazzed by his own pizza corporation.

Their pizza is still overpriced, dry, and bland tho.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Oh my goodness, that epilogue to the events in question is like a rich and creamy dessert, I had no idea the repercussions were so swift and severe.

Thank you for posting this, I'm amazed that I didn't know the broader arc of the story.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The garlic butter container slid across the pizza while the cheese was still liquid.

Or the person pushed it through and took the picture.

Or there was a massive air bubble.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or someone slapped their cock on it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look for the guy with a burnt cock.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience