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JD Vance Awkwardly Retreats After Bizarre Attempt to Storm Harris’ Empty Plane
(www.thedailybeast.com)
Secret Service should have tazed his ass.
this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2024
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you can't get shot for storming the VPs plane?
they just let you on it?
for all the innocuous things you can get shot for, storming the vice President's plane seems like one you would get shot for.
Presumably, he also has secret service protection, so they knew he was coming. Hilarious they decided not to just tell him she wasn't there
Oh, got it, thanks.
Not telling him is super funny.
Like the agents around him just giving each other knowing glances every now and then, inwardly giggling at how funny it's going to be when he rushes into an empty plane.
Hell, you barely get prosecuted for storming Jan 6th
He is so weird….
Even if that phrase hadn’t been used ad nauseum already, this would be the right time to use it. This is truly a WTF move.
That's why it's so brilliant. The weird keeps coming.
It's all about projecting strength, especially towards women, bonus points if they're not white.
The entirety of conservative politics is narcissists trying to convince morons they embody strength and power...
A weaklings idea of strength.
A peasants idea of wealth.
A losers idea of a playboy.
An idiots idea of a genius.
A cowards idea of a hero.
What is it with Americans and just ruining catch phrases?
It's cool and funny sometimes, not every fucking time.
Ok, boomer.
Cut the fuckin' grass like you were told, Junior.
weird to see a bunch of younglin's biting the onion localized entirely within this community
He heard about the couches on the plane....
Sorry Vance, mile high club requires sex with a person
Not bad for a plane 😏
Ugh. Sun-bleached, bad-built, butch-body couch. Not nearly enough curves and contours. How's a fella supposed to get into that? It'll have to go.
There's a CRT TV, how old is this.
It's just woke. /s
They teaching CRT to TVs?
America being the worldwide laughingstock when it comes to politics has lost it's charm. The last few years Idiocracy has become the better alternative.
The only people that think this are people obsessed with American media.
David Cameron has some association with a pig.
Modi has said some bizarre things about being a demigod.
Macron lectured a kid for saying "How's it going Manu?" instead of "How's to going, Mr. President"
Germany has a long history of very dumb policies, not unique to any specific politician. Such as banning protestors from chanting in any language other than English or German.
And many other things. Politics have dumb things and dumb people everywhere*- it's not uniquely American. American politics are just the most widely publicized internationally.
I remember the German politician who had scat fetish/toilet fetish content posted by himself all over the internet
Of course the party he's in is the FDP (libertarians)
They're not libertarians, just neoliberals
They're not?
They are libertarian for the most part. The person who responded to you seems to be an (American) libertarian himself so perhaps he's just trying to distance his ideology from this.
according to wikipedia's sources it's more liberalism. it's just that neolib policies have quite a bit in common with libertarianism, since the latter is kinda a radical variant.
This might be the first time I have ever truly been glad that Veep ended 5 years ago. Because the writers would just be paralyzed by all of this stupidity.
He really thought he was doing something there. What a weird fool.
In the 1980’s both sides would have laughed about this. But that was before everyone was slamming each other.
People were slamming each other all the time in the 80's. It's one of the reasons AIDS hit so hard.
If anything that's what's missing in American politics these days, a little across the aisle fornication. Turn the House back into the sex den it was in the 80s! Make America Fuck Again!