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Rule of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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And now you know it's a thing.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.

Adam Chmelka, Olathe, KS

I think this one is my fav

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That is so painful to read, in the best way

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Banger after banger

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I would like an AI language model to be trained only on these submissions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You can be god damn sure I've just submitted one.