Soylent green, clearly.
Or meat. Humans are mostly meat.
this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2023
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Long pig.
Frozen pizza, seems nice when thinking about, but once dealt with leaves a disappointing feeling that it's not quite what you were after
Long pork, baby! Great for hiking trips.
Something extremely gross and disgusting. Please don’t turn me into food.
You must mean okra.
Kimchi.
ugly bag of mostly water
You forgot giant. It applies to some of us more than others.
Worm food.
Soylent green.
It’s made of people after all
🎵Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener...🎵
😊😇😇
Tomato. My mum once said she's surprised my skin hasn't turned red yet with how much tomatoes I eat.
Overcooked beef. I am tedious to deal with and hard to swallow.
Big burritos
I am a meat popsicle.
Potato gnocchi in a butter sauce, maybe some lightly steamed veg and fresh baked bread on the side. And a really good cup of minestrone.
Potato. not because I like it that much, but when I was young I don't know why but all my friends call me potato as a nickname
Mushroom and cheese omelette
So if your food is once sentient people, is it better for your food to want to be eaten, or to hate being eaten?
I'm going with Pineapple, because it eats you back
There are probably farms of humans on other planets, because deep down we're not very different in physical matter from pigs.
On the other hand, we take a very long time to gestate and mature by comparison. We'd have to be some kind of delicacy or specialty item.
Neutral flavour, easy to manipulate and crumble, best cooked with spices. I am Tofu.
Nice try, Majin Buu!
😁😁😁
Depending on who/what you ask, we're all already food, so -- done!