My current network is named 'Mom click here for internet'.
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I still like "Tell my WiFi love her".
Mix in a Futurama reference for "Tell my WiFi said hello"
I've been using "Wu-Tang LAN" and "It hurts when IP" ever since I copied them from someone somewhere.
tellmywifiloverher
I am currently broadcasting "5G_COVID_TEST_EMITTER" for the lulz. It is on a separate VLAN which simply terminates at the switch which generates the PoE for the AP, so despite it being open without a password, it generates no uplink
A random neighbor had terok nor so naturally we changed ours to the bajoran resistance :)
"Yell PENIS for password"
The Promised LAN
Obi WLAN Kenobi
I haven't because everyone thinks they're comedian and uses the same ones
It's always either a wife joke,
Something about "LAN of the free",
Covid broadcast tower / super secret FBI van,
Or freepublicWi-Fione
My WiFi is McDonalds-guest just to mess with people. I live in the suburbs so there's no McDonald's around here.
βPretty fly, for a wi-fi.β
I guess I havenβt seen that many, but there arenβt any comments yet, so I win by default!
This is what we named our wifi, previously was fbi surveillance van
"Abraham Linksys" was a pretty good one I found.
Mine is currently "Yer a WiFi Harry"
In real life? My mate's wifi is called "Error 503 Service Unavailable".
Didnβt we just finish one circuit of this merry-go-round 6 days ago? https://lemmy.world/post/1967628
You know it's the year of lemmy when we get reposts too /s
Eternal Seplember.
That's in another community.
My cars wifi name is "Dude, where's my wifi?"
LAN before time
Mine was "drop it like it's hotspot" for a few years.
LAN of Confusion
I was staying at a hotel once, and there was a network in range called "YouNeedSecurityBadly"
Mobile Hotspot: 3.-/min
The Fellowship of the Ping
dont-use-its-haram
I used to have a portable hotspot named "NSA surveillance van 17"
BuckleUpSpanky
expired
I had an open Guest WiFi called Botnet for years
Mine used to be "Skynet Global Defence Network"
FBISurveillanceVan
"WiFi of the neighbors"
Especially hilarious when you need to tell someone else what the wifi name is.
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ItHertzWhenIP
8HzWANIP
Mine is ButWhyFi
avocadhoes