this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can we clean it up a bit in here?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Idunno, I like the budding theme here

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

they're usually sitting out in the open collecting water and each time I slapped them, some water would get ont my hands and sometimes even clothes etc. wouldn't recommend unless you want to be soaked in brown stinky water

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Grab drill

BZZT BZZT

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The bulk rice aisle in the grocery store.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

To me this is the only one. I only touch dirt with gloves and/or plain bar soap crammed under my nails.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Everytime I see the word brain, I read it as Brian.... I think my brains name is Brian!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I like taking a feel of different materials and objects with a hand/fingers. It's kind of a grown-up version for the "put it in your mouth to get a feel of it" I think?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I mean, you have to check that it's full somehow lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Packaged meats in the grocery store. Those chicken thighs make such a satisfying smack sound.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I work in the meat department and I slap every whole chicken and roasts, I feel it gives them the confidence to be a good meal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Thank you for your service

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Franzia: exists