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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fairly sure that’s how you get warts

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't matter, had sex, still counts

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Have the warts to prove it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Everyone wants a "Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend" but they never ask: "What if it works out? What if you and your BTGG end up married?"

You don't always end up with the big tiddy goth wife after a few years. You will end up with a Witch Wife, which is amazing, in my experience.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Clearly I played my hand wrong.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“He licks her” — which sounds almost like “elixir.”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I'm with you. Maybe we're just slow. I think it would have clicked if it was worded like, "How does a wizard please a horny witch?".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

How do you close the chest with potions in the lid ?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Hello Ryan Haley