Ah yes, the Christian endgame, accelerate the apocalypse.
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The exact time that the lord returns has a profound effect on what goes in this week’s grocery list 🙏 amen.
How annoying is it when you get a full weeks shop in and then the lord returns!
Blessed be the fruit.
I would love for all responses to end with "and the lord returns "
Surely, if he is returning soon, then it doesn't matter if the fruit doesn't last as long.
I was thinking this exact thing.
No point buying all that expensive organics when He will soon return 😤
i wish the rapture were real and could fucking happen already so all these annoying fuckwads will get whisked off and we never hear from them ever again
I always hated how red's sort of premillenialist mindset facilitates apathy at best and runs cover for complete disregard for human life and good stewardship at worst. Shit everywhere and don't clean any of it up - the consequences catch up to people? Why, that's just the end times as foreseen!
Is that true for Aldi here in the us? If so, it might be worth the extra half hour drive compared to the closest "fancy" grocery store
I didn’t know Michael Flatley ever went away.
That's exactly why we are having Metamucilmosas tonight. We live on a fixed income and could not afford real orange juice this month because of having to run the heat and Christmas. Come New Year all we have on hand is Metamucil and sparkling grape juice so made the best of it. Figured if anything else it will help us clear out our bowels.
Day 718446 of rapture no show but, any day now!