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[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Please don't jump to conclusions yet. This has been observed in European common frogs so if your advances towards, say, Tasmanian toad, have been refused and the toad appears to be dead, it might be, in fact, dead.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'll fuck it anyway, just in case...

No, wait, I mean ...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Yes, this post right here, officer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Really as a scientist you can be smart enough to discover such a thing, but apparently that's no guarantee you're also smart enough to keep it to yourself

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Now, I know why women I approach were inexplicably dead. They weren't dead, they were playing dead to avoid me.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

On the internet, nobody knows you're really a frog

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Unless you send them a dick pic

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Ladies, men hate this one simple trick!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like my wedding night!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Haha. That was my wedding night. Funny and sad in equal measure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Same girly, same