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[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I am pretty sure you would be publicly lynched in Austria for this and it would be perfectly legal

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In most of Europe, probably.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I mean fennel is liquorice flavored and it's what makes Italian sausage shine. I'd be down to try it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If there's anyone who's gonna fuck this up, it's Oscar Meyer.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Love the vague meat content ... chicken, pork, beef ... whatever leftovers we have

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

What do you expect from Wieners? They are like the Rote Wurst of Germany: Better not ask whats in there.

Edit: Can't spell for good (sorry).

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Whatever isn't okay to put in cat food we make into hot dogs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

chicken beak, pigs tail, and cow nipple.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think sausage made from cow's teats is quite a tasty product.

My grandfather loved liver sausage, and I became nostalgic for this product. I decided to buy this sausage, but modern liver sausage under any brand consists of 1% liver and 99% flour..

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's 4 AM. I've almost finished a bottle of wine. And now I want hot dogs. Not licorice ones, you fucking failures. But normal pig ass flavored ones.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Look, it's the standard American recipe, as dictated by George Washington himself. Every American is born knowing this recipe, like how we all know how to make a s'more.

You take a pig (probably from the natives) and you cut off its ass. Throw the rest away because efficiency is for the goddamn communists. Puree this ass for about 90 minutes. Add high fructose corn syrup because lobbying. Extrude (squirt) it into a plastic forever chemical tube then microwave on high for 17:76. Serve 10 of these with 8 buns, because certain people just don't deserve bread.

...apple pie and Chevrolet.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you like hot dogs you like pig ass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Look up where vanilla flavouring comes from

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The lab. Nobody uses beaver ass juice anymore.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Speaking as a Scandinavian, I'd definitely try this 😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

it’s but another thing to put ketchup on

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

you’re not allowed to borrow our ketchup anymore. or any other sauce

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I'll just supply my own sauce then, if you know what I mean 😏

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I could make so many jokes about black wieners here. But this does seem like sacrilege, making hot dogs licorice flavored.

I can't wait until they come out with hot-dog flavored licorice for the 4th of July.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

from the makers of pink slime, comes black slime

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

now if they were made with salmiakki instead …

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Altho you could just have mustamakkara, so black budding sausage, aka blood sausage, to make it black.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Please, please tell me this isn't real.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Oscar Mayer what the fuck have you done

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't you use logic to muddle the issue! I have an opinion dammit, and I'll be damned if I can't make everyone else abide by it!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Whatevs, more licorice meat byproducts for me! 🤷😄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I shall tolerate it. Just don't use this as an excuse to then eat bread. Remember! Wheat and wheat by-products are strictly illegal (unless the city secret police are doing it, then it's fine because you didn't see anything).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One of the rocket parts they had in Kerbal Space Program was a gigantic wheel. I guess for you to make gigantic rovers for. The in-game description of this thing was

The RoveMax Model 3 was developed in total secrecy by Kerbal Motion's R&D team over the course of a year and a half. When it was finally revealed to the company's chairman, he stared in shock, screamed 'WHY', and subsequently dropped dead on the spot.

Since the day I ruined my own life I hadn't laughed at anything as hard as I laughed at that.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Take out the chicken, beef, and pork, and these have potential.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Would this make drinking hot dog water better or worse?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Better because of the licorice, I suppose.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Yes, officer. This post, right here.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If this is real, I wonder why they didn't just use charcoal to capture the same market that likes hotdogs (and potentially dislikes licorice)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It's not real. You can see the photo shop textures in the orange label. Also "black licorice" wouldn't be an ingredient. It would be anise or natural flavoring that also happens to go into black licorice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

We've strayed so far.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Guys this is a fake from a guy that makes gross food combination pictures. Same guy that made Pepsi milk.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

NGL, I'd believe it if it said Pumpkin Spice Hot Dogs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I'm disappointed in myself that my first thought wasn't utter revulsion, but instead, "Hmmm, I should get a few packs when they go on sale after moving zero units on Halloween...I bet they'll make fantastic catfish bait."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

USA! USA! USA!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

🤢

Hot dogs are bad enough normally... why would you make them worse!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Probably wouldn't be that bad if it was real, like a sweet Italian with extra fennel

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