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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)

ummm, humans were invented by God to be American, own cars, and take barbiturates.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

god fucked up

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Idk, I wouldn't say humans were made for barbiturates. Opiates on the other hand...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If we didn’t evolve to have gay sex why are gays so good at sex? QED.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

i don't believe you, i'm going to need to perform some hands-on experimentation to prove this hypothesis

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

so true bestie. if i dont have at least 2 gay sex every day god is going to smite me from this earth for denying my nature

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Stressful, isn't it? We can help each other out

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I guess global warming is just a capitalist plot to keep us from hibernation.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

It's seriously so ridiculous that we took our evolutionary design this far away. Like that "every day we stray further from God" - every day we really do stray further from what we are designed to be good at.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

God made humans dumb... its fun watching all the shit we do from above