this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 91 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Look at these grippers though

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Dog smoking in a bath

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

I hope this pays off your student loans.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As long as I don't have to mate with Tom Paris, it seems like a good trade.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

Risa is leaking.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Same, but no one's buying my foot pics.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

There's your problem, feet pics sell better. Nobody is interested in a single foot, doesn't matter the price per toe you're offering.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah nobody want's foots pics from fat chicks. Fuck. At least I don't have student loans, so I got that going for me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey now, dont speak for all of usπŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't! I know many of you have studant loans

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I wasn't talking about the loans 😏

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

We gotta open a club for people with unsellable feet, lol.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago

I love happy endings.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

Time to create Facebook

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There are times I hike out to the woods and find a nice spot where I can't hear the lawn mowers, the car horns and tires, the barking dogs. I don't smell the exhaust fumes and fertilizer. Nothing around me but birds, breeze, animals scurrying around, bugs in the grass.

These moments are so precious. I can turn the modern brain off for a bit and just be an animal in nature.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

This guy lizards

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

you’re still a lizard

Thought this was going to be some sort of Mark Zuk redirect.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

One downside of being a lizard: there's always the risk that while you're enjoying your nice nap in the sun, a bird of prey is barreling down on you with the speed and precision of a fighter jet and you won't even know it until you've been violently jerked awake. Just in time to realize that you are completely fucked.

So, you know, it's a tradeoff. No student loans, or really any responsibilities, but also dramatically higher risk of sudden violent death.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

there's always the risk that while you're enjoying your nice nap in the sun, a bird of prey is barreling down on you

Damn Romulans! They ruin everything nice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I would much rather a rude awakening and a gleaming beak, than the slow dismantling of everything I ever tried to achieve

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

GUY: It's all true, mister. You gotta believe me.
MULDER: I want to believe.


X-Files s10 e3

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Impeccable timing! I just said to be the smartest species, we sure are dumb. None of the rest of the flora and fauna are the reason for extracting most of the planet, and eying the East and West’s wars du jour, maybe the planet. πŸ˜…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

There's also the fact that throughout the history of civilization we have to spend more time working to exist as population density increases. India 70 hour average working week, European cave man 20 hour working week, one mammoth is a lot of food.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

In the late Permian, Bug eats you