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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My company once blocked access to its own website.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can never be too careful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Noticing a lot of suspicious activity coming from there...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Once, many moons ago, a group of devs at my old work got deny on internal zone-to-zone Firewall open request that they needed for integration between two internal systems, so they ended up making a script that e-mailed the info to a hotmail.com (SMTP was open) account and then wrote a script to login and screenscrape the mail info from hotmail back to the other server (https was open through surf proxy).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

My employer blocks adblock.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I no longer waste time.

Because i have already broken all the company security policies.

Protip: convince the IT team that Linux is essential for your development work. Small percentage of the IT team is aware about security on Linux.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's been ages since I did IT. If I had a user who wanted to run Linux then I knew that, on average, they were going to cause me a lot less headaches with random user issues so I wouldn't mind being flexible. Endpoint security will be different, but a lot of network security is handled through network devices that don't care what the client is.