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[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago (2 children)

But you can't sprint with four legs. You can either trot, canter, or gallop. Sprinting is a bipedal only action.

That being said, girls totally love it when you trot especially if you have the shoes that go clippity clop.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

If you can’t find the shoes a friend with two halves of coconuts works just as well!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

That's what you think

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I like cats more than dogs.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Scampering over with the swagger of a dyslexic cat.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But at least try not to pee on her leg.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Just stick to humping it instead.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago