this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

A meal fit for an Irish king. Or Kevin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

These things are not exclusive. In fact, they are inclusive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I still haven't figured out which word I'm supposed to replace with Kevin

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

...with milk

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Cheese, beef tartare, and Soylent Green.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Holodeck Flavor

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

The original, Blue Raspberry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

People say vanilla is a boring flavor, but it's not. It's a versatile flavor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

You can combine it with nearly anything and it will work. I love chocolate, but I'm unconvinced that it would work as the ice cream flavor in a float, for example. Vanilla? So long as the other flavor is sweet, it will work.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

MSG is pretty versatile, and complimentary so that seems like the Swiss Army Knife of your neural tastepaks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Uncle Rodger would claim that literally all of my signature dishes, aka the dishes that I created, have far too much sugar, and no MSG.

He would approve of my Egg Fried Rice. Egg, day old rice, shioxing wine, soy sauce, a touch of oyster sauce, green onion, carrots, white onion, garlic, and a tiny bit of ginger, seasoned with 40% salt, 40% white pepper, and 20% MSG.

Far more than Egg Fried Rice "needs," but a delicious gourmet dish that I can create in my own home kitchen, though it doesn't have the Wok Hei that the 750°F/ 100,000 BTU wok stove I had in professional kitchens would produce.

Edit: All that said, I still love Uncle Rodger, he reminds me of the two Chinese expats that taught me how to cook Chinese food.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

When I was younger … OOooooo

Now that I’m older I have questions. Such as what kind of bus is that using and, those connectors seem pretty easy to dislodge

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Cheese flavor is the way to go here.

But given the color, I'm reminded of restaurant soda syrup bags. So is this one Dr. Pepper or Coke?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Laughs in RCA / BNC connectors.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think they're supposed to be hose connectors.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

That picture is so much better than the original. At first it looked like an old ISA soundcard wrapped in anti-static. lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Is this coffee? It looks like coffee.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Coffee, black.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

What's the big monster Iman turned into in Star Trek VI?

That flavor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Personally I prefer the subtle notes from a ripe squeeze of biomimetic gel

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

The Ferengi would make a Juicero for this, call it Gello

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"I heard the packs on Deck 8 have PB&J."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

How many valves does one pack need?
Engineering: yes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Glowing Blue. It's the best flavor of anything, in any universe real or fictional.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Cheese flavored. Neelix makes the best cheese for it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Cheese flavored. Neelix makes the best cheese for it.