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The way I read the article, the "worth millions" is the sum of the ransom demand.

The funny part is that the exploit is in the "smart" contract, ya know the thing that the blockchain keeps secure by forbidding any updates or patches.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I never had a jpeg stolen from me.

What a time to be alive.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No no, they stole the link to a jpeg, careful you will make them angry

Here, take my link to get a feeling

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/db03eae9-a3a9-42df-8cf2-f2aa8bfa2d95.webp

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That's not just a feeling, that's something more.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You better quit yapping before I steal more of your bytes pal, it'll be the biggest regret of your life

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How do you steal a hyperlink to a jpeg

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

"Do I look like i know what an NFT is?

I just want a picture of some gaht dang shitposts."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

And why should any sane person care if you did?

It's a digital file. Copies are exactly the same as the original.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

One of the great thing about the AI revolution is that since generating infinite number of unique random (and commonly, bad) pictures of literally anything you can think of takes only seconds, the entire concept of NFT has become completely worthless as it completely destroyed the value-from-scarcity argument. Not that it ever was a good argument to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just because the suckers that bought them paid millions doesn't mean that the NFTs are worth millions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I'm worth millions, but I'm paid jack shit :(

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

I guess the millions are in the transaction fees

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I'm having difficulty with the word "worth". It appears to be doing an awful lot of heavy lifting

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

There were sufficiently stupid people to pay money for NFTs. They will sufficiently stupid people around to pay the ransom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Lol "worth"... that word is absolutely meaningless. This chewed gum I have is "worth" $2.7 billion dollars!!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Can't even read the website, as the third modal, the newsletter modal, refuses to close. Yeesh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Did they steal all NFTs?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

ITT: a handful of people starting to sweat about their NFT retirement strategy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

…Been a minute since I’ve seen this fark headline meme.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Let me get this straight, you can steal an nft but you can't own an nft?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Sounds like a great way to make an insurance claim on a bunch of NFTs worth "millions" that you could not convince anyone to buy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No one is gonna buy any NFTs for millions lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As crazy as it sounds, some people do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They did. For like a week last year. Then everyone realized it was a scam.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Love how the NFT hype was a big wealth transfer event. So many rich people, like wealthy oil Arabs, bought into the scam and moved so much money into artists pockets while they essentially got nothing in return.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Accurate headline:

Millions of dollars lost as NFTs worth a total of $0 stolen

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago

Does this post give anyone farker vibes?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago

The platform behind the smart contract has to issue a new smart contract and migrate people to it.