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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

God is so gay he forgot to make women a thing at first

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

He had him consider all the animals first 😬

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

This legitimately keeps homophobes up at night.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If we're talking nature, God has some really twisted ideas about sex and procreation in general.

Just ask bedbugs ("traumatic insemination") or angler fish ("parasitic mating").

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Did he make bedbugs and angler fish in his image?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Bedbug and angler fish version of original sin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Or ducks or sea otters

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

They'd just reply you "fell from grace" sometime after birth, due to sin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Inventing dick is more than a little gay and I'm glad he did it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Foreskin 👌