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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm a high school teacher and I recently was discussing this. Protip: don't talk to 14 year olds about how if something is in between hard and soft, it's firm. πŸ™„

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There’s a surprisingly more expansive demographic that pro tip applies to.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You called out β€œtip”, but you left β€œexpansive” just lying there helpless?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm 41f (going on 13 at times), and this is why my husband hates(loves) having me around the shop - all the mechanical everything is full of euphemisms and innuendo. "mating surfaces" πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, that tip is applicable for a lot of people who understand what sex is, this isn't something that really goes away with age in a lot of cases.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Whiskey-ware

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like you should really have seen that one coming.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

coming for sure

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Half-chubware

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait... It's not "firm" as in "company that made the stuff"? FIRMware = the official software a firm pushes to patch things they make

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Firmware is just software that runs in a different place.

Source: me, I write firmware sometimes at work.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, it's usually closer to the hardware though. Your average x86/64 software dev doesn't have to struggle with pins, addresses, buses and timings that much, if at all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Everyones a hardware engineer they just don't want to admit it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I''d like to know that where spyware is located?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ahahhaha, good one

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

By the way, "joystick" was kinda rude back in the day, but nobody even notices now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What was more acceptable? "Control stick"?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, "joystick" was the original term. Everyone in the past were a bunch of perverts.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Doctor? Zhivago.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Started computer science in grade school with only an hour of actual computer time a week. A LOT of theory and history. Charles Babbage, Ada, ENIAC, etc.

This stuff was drilled into our heads. Same with bit, byte and, halfway between bit and byte, a nibble. It's a thing. 4 bits is a nibble.

Funny enough, I couldn't code to save my life now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Extra firmware cannot be modified.

Firm firmware might be able to be modified, but documentation is largely unknown.

Silken firmware is easily modified by the user.

These names are taken from tofu packaging.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favorite is smoked firmware.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Mmm ... Tender ware

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

TIL! I have never even wondered why it is called that. Just took it as a fact and went along with it.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I thought this was common knowledge. I distinctly remember this being taught in a basic high school computing class back in the 90’s.

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