this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2024
359 points (98.1% liked)

ADHD memes

8019 readers
25 users here now

ADHD Memes

The lighter side of ADHD


Rules

  1. No Party Pooping

Other ND communities

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 

Image Text

I have #ADHD which means I have 2 modes:

  1. Accomplish 3 hours of work in 30 minutes
  2. Accomplish 30 minutes of work in 3 hours.

I do not control the modes! They seem to be randomly assigned!

top 12 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Wait. Some of you are getting work done? What about the procrastination? I hope you've set some weeks aside for that.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Was going to say, the only mode I have is "do nothing for 3 hours, tell myself I'll do it tomorrow, and then do nothing for 3 hours again the next day."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Until 9pm on the last day, when the anxiety-integer rolls over from 255 to 0 and i can finally start working

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

One of my problems is that I often do get work done, just the wrong work. I can't bring myself to do the work I'm supposed to be doing, and end up doing doing something I wasn't supposed to do, but at least it's still work I guess

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

For me it’s: work 15 hours straight with no ability to stop or change focus, or not work for 1 month straight.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Freelancing with ADHD is a mood

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

in 3 hours

heh, those are rookie numbers

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago
  1. Accomplish -30 minutes of work in no time

I've lost track of time and forgot to eat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Not 3 hours, 3 days/weeks/months depending on how much i despise the task

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

When the mode is randomly assigned, then over time the amount of work delivered should trend towards 1:1

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Thank God for Adderall and starting a to do list the moment I get into work.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago

New Lemmy Post: 2 modes (https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/12634891)
Tagging: #ADHD #Memes

(Replying in the OP of this thread (NOT THIS BOT!) will appear as a comment in the lemmy discussion.)

I am a FOSS bot. Check my README: https://github.com/db0/lemmy-tagginator/blob/main/README.md