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They also don’t know what the internet is and sing all day

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you able to visualize? I have an inner monologue but no ability to visualize

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Almost as bad as the burn you’ll get from their razors

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Hell yeah I knew my performance anxiety would come in handy someday

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

record scratch Yup. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Let me explain….

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

PC Manager sounds exactly like one of those garbageware "PC tune up" apps I used to clean off of customer computers back when I worked at a repair shop. Right down to changing your homepage/search engine. But at least the other guys would give you a snazzy coupon toolbar or three.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd pick wolf. They generally leave you alone and don't want anything to do with you. I don't know shit about gorillas

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I remember having it explained to me in catechism (essentially catholic religious education) that they would know you're in hell and wouldn't miss you. Kind of a fucked up thing to tell a 6 year old, but what are you gonna do

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Bread pile (empty)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Tfw the results for your prostate exam go to xXxB0ngLo4rd_420xXx @ aol.com

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh man we just convinced our boss to let us move out of the basement to a beautiful office with huge windows that wasn’t being used.

I’m getting so many plants!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

You just powered off the Exchange server!

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