You're a kind person and considerate lover. Bit of a drama queen though
BarrelAgedBoredom
Yoshi in Mario kart and sheik in smash. What am I like?
This kills the human
Anarchist gang calls dibs on legs and house
Fun fact: If you actually fell and landed on something with enough force to make it's way inside of you the object would quite literally rip your asshole. When it's a true accident, it's very clear due to the blood loss and whatnot
Nitrile is an option as well. They don't contain the protein that triggers allergic reactions
Mood
It isn't theft, it's copyright infringement. Otherwise known as a bullshit crime that corporations invented to force the state to protect their bottom line. An individual infringing on a corporations copyright is, at worst, neutral. The artists working on these movies, games, albums, etc are either salaried, contracted, or having the majority of their profits siphoned off from their publisher. If you really care about supporting artists, throw independent artists a few bucks where you can and "steal" to your hearts content from the companies that already exploit their creative workforce.
Honestly, I wish pirating measurably hurt corporations bottom lines. They need to go down and that would be the easiest way to do it. But decades of rampant piracy have shown that piracy actually helps these companies in most instances, as people who have pirated a product and like it are more likely to purchase the product in the future compared to someone who simply hasn't used the product in question.
Additionally, many smaller or independent creators either don't give a shit about piracy or actively encourage those without the means to pay to pirate it anyway. People who are doing it for the love of their craft aren't profit centered ghouls who only care about enriching themselves and create things to contribute to our shared culture and entertainment. Pull your head out of your ass
Do cats not have sodium ion channels?
They cut the octopus in quarters to increase output. Back in my day, our drunk octopus coathangers had eight arms!
Keeping in mind that these people were what modern people would consider to be alcoholics, this is till a fuckload of alcohol lol
Asexual hermit