Also from an environmental perspective, having a child is about the worst thing you can do compared to...using a fucking condom lmao.

Wellll

If it kills you early, it is certainly good on the climate

Chlamydia and all other stds are biodegradable

or just be a based virgin and don't have sex. That would've been the funny answer.

I only use authentic Amish made sheep intestine condoms because they are definitely biodegradable.

I mean, true but they're better than the styrofoam ones....

/s

I, for one, am ready for the sun to consume us all.

You need a few more zeros there.

Why use plastic condoms? Latex is good.

They're natural. They're from the Earth.

Yes, however, it's the other chemicals they mix it with that make it not biodegradable. Thankfully there are some companies not using those chemicals now which is lovely.

Also, for those who are allergic to latex, unfortunatley the only option is polyurethene which is plastic, and as such not at all biodegradable.

That's...not how chemistry works.

This, but un-sarcastically.

Would be an interesting boost to the Sheep industry.

Classic supporter of the Sheep-Sex-industrial complex... But not the Welsh kind.

As long as it’s not still in the sheep.

They're not as good at preventing STDs, but they're decent at preventing pregnancy.

Standard Deviations are not biodegradable