Jax

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

How would you put 'person who tested various diets and eating habits for the best possible shit to freeze and pick through ice with' on a resume?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

You can't cook chicken with math, it's out of this guys wheelhouse

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Hmm, I was going to say there's a chance you survive biting lava - but technically there's also a chance you survive biting something poisonous.

So yeah, flawless logic. The most poisonous and venemous things happen to be the pure unbridled power of the earth and 900lbs of muscle and hungry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe he should try his hand at teaching too, it seems like he's got a unique skill for simplifying complicated concepts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Considering how much the Cash version changed the meaning and vibe of the song, yeah this is canon now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Unless you're on the volcano that death will be a very slow one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

What a good dog.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It's like I'm having a stroke, but without the smell of burnt toast.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Only to have them 'question' the data without elaborating on why it's bad data.

I work with a Trumper who also denies climate change, he outright declined my offer to put together evidence for him regarding climate change. These people are too old to give a shit, unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The only way Homelander beats Superman is if he has Kryptonite. Neither side would have a fair victory, Homelander would have to cheat or Superman would just win in a landslide.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He reacted the same way to the question about starving children in the U.S. He immediately pivoted to something Biden said, rambled for almost the entire answer period and then proclaimed that of course he was going to do something about the starving children. For the last 30 seconds. After he was stopped and asked the question again.

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