Jikal

5 Watt laser pointer and etch dicks onto every wooden surface I see

If his head falls into a bowl of milk with a color changing spoon I'd love it even more

Spacewar

I'm in my 40s and married with a kid and I'll be the first to admit that I'm winging it. We're all just that same little kid we were but in an adult body trying to figure out the world. I did get called sir by a younger co-worker and I made them swear to never say it again. Just call me dude or something lol

They just need to add commercials for Premium that have horns or police sirens and they'll be all set

I finally bit the bullet and switched from Chrome to Firefox last night after they flagged my adblock for YouTube as malware and forcefully disabled it. Fuck that noise.

I've been using this one and its been working well so far

MSG and truffle oil with a splash of hazelnut spread

"pm'd you the fix" 😐

It's hard for me to be straight up rude to people, but I will make things generally more difficult and take longer than necessary. I make it a game to see how long I can keep a person talking. It's amazing how a few simple "Oh, really?" and "Dang, that's crazy" will keep someone on the hook.

EverQuest. I damn near flunked high school from all the binge sessions. The last time I logged in it was well over a year /played. Waiting on random spawn timers was wild.

Center because it's strong enough to get the crust off, yet sensitive enough to not break through the skin.