Jimmyeatsausage

Godwin's law (of spiders)

I would have sworn it was an article from this election cycle, but hey, that's the brain for you...not nearly as reliable as we'd like to believe.

I wish I remembered where I read it so I could attribute it, but I saw someone describe Trump not as a liar but as a bullshitter. It's not that he lies. It's that he has no regard, one way or another, for whether what he is saying is a lie or not. He simply has a thought and recites it. It's so effortless for him to lie because, from his perspective, it's the same as telling the truth. If this is true, the pattern you've identified could be merely chance based on the probability that any random thought a person has is more likely to be wrong than right when they are incapable of learning new information.

I didn't feel like I was doing it justice, so I found the sauce...from fucking 2015. https://newrepublic.com/article/124803/donald-trump-not-liar

I'm not even sure it's safe for her to go to any event he's speaking at...

Thank goodness we've armed the Ukrainians with our finest puddles and small hills. Just in time for winter too....

You can have airtight or in the sea... not both.

I'm actually proud of them for at least putting in the effort to get farther than "black and woman"

Once they're teens, all parents become "bruh..."

Personification of the meme...If you don't treat them like an authority, they won't treat you like a person.

"sudo is not recognized an an internal or external command"

Seems like the sort of thing people should know about a central tenet of a pillar of their identity...

That means something totally different in Louisiana than you intended...