Glad she broke up with him, what an abusive piece of shit.
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the funniest thing that’s happened to me recently is that someone seemingly tried to update my pronouns on the medical system but accidentally made it so that my actual name is now “They Them”
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programmers are always posting like "worked on tracking down an issue with a Flurble deployment for twelve hours. the problem wasn't in Flurble at all - it was in the Gumbies install. It turns out if you install Gumbies 3.0 over Gumbies 2.7 and don't do a cache flush on all the client spiders they'll get stuck in the crystal maze." then you look up Gumbies and the site is one of those scroll scroll scroll types with one sentence per page, like
"GUMBIES is a lean, expressive sharding sandcube for testing and deploying large scale Woodchips playgrounds.
GUMBIES automates and streamlines away watersliding phases, meaning your team can get right to the chipping.
See why Microsoft, OpenAl and Bloingo have embraced GUMBIES in their Woodchips workflows."
and you get to the bottom and you're like I want this I guess but I still don't know what it is
chaussurre
Maybe there wouldn't be as many issues with the crystal maze if GUMBIES POSTED DOCUMENTATION. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WORK YEARS ON A STABLE GUMBIES CLIENT SPIDER API AND NOT WRITE A LINE OF DOCUMENTATION DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO NOT USE YOUR SOFTWARE???
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Oh and WHY THE FUCK THE OFFICIALLY RECOMMENDED NPM PACKAGE FOR GUMBIES HAVE BEEN IN VERSION 0.1.1 FOR SEVEN YEARS AND SEEMS TO BE DEVELOPED BY "powerwolf112", who hasn't answered a single message in GitHub since 2021????
For all the bells in hell, there are massive websites that are using this amateur crap to defrumbulate their typescript decorators!
anarchywoofwoof
found this thread while trying to debug an issue just checking if anyone knows whether GUMBIES is backward compatible with Pea Gravel playground deployments or if its exclusive to Woodchips thanks in advance
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Aw, what a big boy! Is he a maincoon? I’ve never seen an orange one 🥺🥰
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I will stop using lol as punctuation as soon as they come up with a punctuation mark that conveys my need to be liked
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I love that this is making the rounds again
I was quickly scrolling and I had to do a double take because I thought he was a camel at first! what a cute silly little guy 😸
This was my favorite Lemmy community, even if it does continue on it wouldn’t be the same without you. I wish you the best of luck on your mental heath journey.
So long Fucker, and thanks for all the fish :)
Do both at the same time, whose gonna stop you? the government?
Jerma985 is a YouTube/Twitch streamer, he is known for laughing at vehicle accidents & threatening to shove his fans into meat grinders.
Example: https://youtu.be/FaWPp7iHChI
Where’d he steal this joke from?
Deb JJ Lee (they) @jdebbiel · 22h ⋯
Learned that sea urchins have a single eye and now I'm physically ill
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That is a butthole.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts - 4h
Not to brag, but I was spewing out hilariously incorrect information before huge tech companies decided to create AI chatbots and ruin the internet.
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Knowing cats, no matter what you give them, they'll just sniff and walk away lol
Also I couldn't resist