MrJukes

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Nuclear fusion experiment sets record for time at 100 million degrees Celsius in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (3 children)

It really throws off the average though

Republican senator renews push to make daylight savings permanent in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ok, let's compromise. Half the year we can add the half hour and half the year we take it away. For the farmers or something

We are so close in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that? You win sex against a man. That’s as straight as it gets.

Alaska Airlines Grounds Fleet of Boeing 737 Max 9 Jets After Midair ‘Incident’ in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I flew in one to get home from Christmas vacation. The seat was literally the most uncomfortable airplane seat I ever sat in. It was like sitting on a concrete bench. I'm going to need to start bringing a seat cushion...

Honey I put us $45,000usd in debt without asking. Love you! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

But it's a December to remember!

Scots students finish 'stiff' charity challenge cycling 400 miles from Cock Lane to Dick Place in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Sounds hard.

this email confirms you have unsubscribed from all our emails! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (7 children)

"We can sign you up for spam in milliseconds without you even asking but it'll take 7-10 days to unsubscribe you"

Mozillas petition to get an answer from Microsoft, is it using your data to train its AI? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Only if nobody is around to hear it

‘Futurama’ Renewed for Two More Seasons at Hulu in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Episode 9 has to be the most random Futurama episode ever. I did not like it.

‘This is outrageous’: Pentagon officials furious over Tuberville holds after top Marine hospitalized in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I believe you need 60, not just a majority.

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It's good to have options? (lemmy.today)
 

Would you like to drive together, take longer, and pay a toll?

Just remember to snap into a SlimJim. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Snap into a slim jim?

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