Muddobbers

"I've been given an RTF, because these are still somehow a thing, better open in WordPad"

I can't help but feel it looks like he was slapped by a banana or something, his face is slightly curved in some weird way

This was, also, my first programming language ever. Oh the memories of typing it in from one of those books on the one computer we had in our classroom..

No, MY name is Mud- oh, wait, yeah, carry on.

I got one cheaper on eBay, but it was broken "for parts" that I knew how to fix it cheaply, so really just how much you really, really want one

This is an IT job in a nutshell

That part really bothered me, especially Linus' words in the WAN show showing a complete disregard for the company and then auctioning off something they didn't even own. I know if they were in America they'd likely be sued for defamation or something, I swear. If I were a company in that position I wouldn't trust Linus with anything at all.

Not only will they find it, they'll end up going to the sketchier sites that don't do the age verification because they're not well known enough and not following the laws and they'll likely get something infected on the computer/network or worse.

If you're the real guy, I am so happy to see you here.