captnanonymous

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

My favorite example of this happened during a D&D game years ago in which the DM kept pronouncing the word portcullis as PORK-YOO-LISS.

To this day, the word causes the image of some sort of ancient Roman pig gladiator to appear unbidden in my mind.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Thanks for looking into this, officer Silkshirtski. Beth left here last night with that dirtbag Glenn, and he just kept saying he was "gonna take our daughter out tonight" and asking us if we wanted to "find hell with him"? We're just sick with worry over here.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Woodworking Jesus warned us against the evils of epoxy river tables and lichtenberg figure burning.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

As are professional curse words.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gender reassignment?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You're gonna win it in the CROSSFIRE