Transparent layer bikini.
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2024
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Makes it easy for the dark one to shop in whatever he wants in those areas. I would assume tentacles but you never know.
Maybe even boobs.
That shirt must have cost a lot, the patterns are so complicated. I wish I knew where to get a shirt like that.
Dan Flashes
They’re so expensive, though. You’d have to skip meals and save up your per diem just to get one
SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG YOU FUCKIN SKUNK
I'll eat her whole fucking head, I don't care...
alright team, let’s get ready for the satanic ritual. Jeff, did you get the photography backdrop from JC Pennys photo studio? Good, good. The dark one will be most happy with a neutral abstract pattern. Rick, did you grab the columns from your high school’s theater department? Terrific, this is certainly most evil. lastly, can someone cover up our sacrificial virgin? She looks like her legs are cold. Maybe a blanket or something while we get started?
OK we need a really creepy looking dude to stand over the model, lets see who looks best in this lighting. We need someone really creepy and rapey looking, you know a real scumbag that puts fear in the public. Steve how about you? Steve: WTF dude
Steve! You were born for this role!
Come on, Steve, we all saw what was on your laptop at the Christmas party when you wanted to show us that funny sacrificial fail video!
Honestly whatever weird shit they're trying to suggest these "satanists" are doing still looks a lot more fun than attending most churches
From what I remember it was a lot of anal.
Church or satanic ritual?
Yes.
A lot of the holidays on the Satanic calendar are celebrated with anal.
Just a reminder, the satanic panic was triggered by a discredited psychological theory (recovered memories) posited by a psychiatrist that saw no problems marrying one of his patients.
Also fun fact, a lot of QAnon satanic panic garbage is a mixture of this and antisemitic tropes. Basically a bunch of idiots mad that society stopped caring about this in the 90s.
The Ska bikini
As we can see in the image, he's trying to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up...
ah, the Skini
I was gonna say Skanini but then I remembered that's a sandwich.
Thanks for looking into this, officer Silkshirtski. Beth left here last night with that dirtbag Glenn, and he just kept saying he was "gonna take our daughter out tonight" and asking us if we wanted to "find hell with him"? We're just sick with worry over here.
Those are pretty pillars
Put it with the public information broadcasts on 'the dangers of LSD'.