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[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

alright team, let’s get ready for the satanic ritual. Jeff, did you get the photography backdrop from JC Pennys photo studio? Good, good. The dark one will be most happy with a neutral abstract pattern. Rick, did you grab the columns from your high school’s theater department? Terrific, this is certainly most evil. lastly, can someone cover up our sacrificial virgin? She looks like her legs are cold. Maybe a blanket or something while we get started?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

OK we need a really creepy looking dude to stand over the model, lets see who looks best in this lighting. We need someone really creepy and rapey looking, you know a real scumbag that puts fear in the public. Steve how about you? Steve: WTF dude

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Steve! You were born for this role!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Come on, Steve, we all saw what was on your laptop at the Christmas party when you wanted to show us that funny sacrificial fail video!