I would try another HTML 5 parser. HTML 5 is somewhat of a unification of HTML and XHTML, getting into syntax-specifics between the two with XML parsing is probably going to be an uphill battle. That said, I'm curious what the first line is, it could just be malformed entirely.
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Tsoukalos fired back with a lame schoolyard threat that probably didn’t help his cause, writing: “Tell me that to my face and let’s see what happens.”
I can't think of the last time anyone actually said "say that to my face" without a hint of irony.
most Linux systems don't even use DHCP
WTF are you smoking? WTF is wrong with you that you think such a dumb claim would go unscrutinized? I would play Russian roulette on the chances of a random Linux installation on a random network talking DHCP.
Edit, in case being charitable helps: DNS and IP address allocation aren't the only things that happen over DHCP. And even then the odds are overwhelming that those are being broadcast that way.
It's more over-the-top and arcade-y. Things like volcanos exploding as you ride down the slopes and an indoor mall-like mountain in Tokyo with an air-lift you use to do laps. Note that it's not free-ride, so there are pluses and minuses to it.
I can confirm both Pixels and Samsung phones have that feature (1/2/4 hours or indefinite). On my current phone (Samsung) you get the option by holding the DND button.
Okay, gtfo. That's not how we handle things. That's not how any group, political leaning, or organization can handle things if we ever want a good future. Once again, for good measure: gtfo.
It's a pretty popular meme format, it's not serious
The only people who are stupider are undecided or non-voters.
God, tell me about it. I've seen so many reactionary takes with what's going on in Gaza and the US support for it, insisting they're staying home over it, when if they thought out the problem for like 5 seconds more, they'd realize what absolute children they're being.
Not only is not voting going to result in America taking a MORE extreme stance on Gaza, but it also invites endless suffering from this and other extremist positions, that will hurt us, our families, and our loved ones. Real fucking strategery there guys. I really hope I'll have it in me to rub their faces in the inevitable consequences, but realistically I'll be too much of a shell to care after seeing everyone I love suffer.
Stories like this give me hope for the world at large to pull itself back from the brink. Especially in my hometown, the good ole USA.
Welp, looks like my next hardware isn't gonna be Dell 🤷♂️
Oh wait that's a much safer term to describe those antics than what I've been using. I've always known it as "JAQing off" (just asking questions).
Hmm, doctype declarations are sort of like the markup equivalent of headers. Usually parsers read them to know what flavor to expect and then go parse the rest of the page separately. You shouldn't have to do this, but if you chop off that first line and run it through a standard HTML parser it might work fine.