massive_bereavement

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Holy shit, 13 years ago... I feel like that dude at the end of the Last Crusade.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

laziness is a symptom IMO, often a self-protection mechanism out of fear.
I've met many people that decided they'll rather not do the thing than see themselves fail and prove whomever triggered that fear right.

Also IMO, when wired differently, some tasks are easier and some tasks take more work, but if we let ourselves (and others) judge us for how easy or hard a task is for us, we condition ourselves to avoid the latter.

Then again, I know people that had the right support behind them, and even though they initially sucked donkey balls at the thing, they powered through it and became mediocre, but very happy.

I want to be mediocre and happy. :)

Note: There's no judge harsher than ourselves.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Was Jesus a lizard? Exhibit A: Parthenogenesis.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lile with Pavel Kushnir, somehow Russia is jailing and killing their brightest.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It's odd how often I <java.lang.ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException> myself as well.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Why? The flesh pigeon is your friend, open your room window and let it in, it might bring you a treat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

So, did it work? Did it cure him?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

And the places

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Then, tip your robot:

15%. 20%

25%. 35%

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

An actor? As a President?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Plus have great maintenance flexibility, great endurance and can land on a potato field.

They would be so welcome here.

 

In my case I'll say either Bloodhound Gang's The Bad touch or Aqua's Barbie Girl.

I mean.. what the hell is "hanky panky".

But for bonus points, I did also sing "take a walk on the wild side~" with no flying clue what "giving head" was supposed to be.

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